Aries: I hope everybody notices I waxed for this or-
Taurus: Ohh *takes nap within the heat sand* yess that is heaven
Gemini: *swims for an hour* okay, time to go
Cancer: *asks to pet your canine*
Leo: *retains head above water to maintain from ruining hair* (THIS IS NOT GENDER SPECIFIC!!!!)
Virgo: *pretends to learn however is lowkey tanning*
Libra: *is highkey tanning*
Scorpio: *covers Taurus’s physique in sand*
Sagittarius: *sandcastle crumbles* I hate sand *leaves with Gemini
Capricorn: it is actually scorching, bye
Aquarius: Pisces, do you know July 1915 was the primary ever recorded shark attack-
Pisces: *swims and ignores Aquarius*
