Aries: Searching the fridge for food then complaining when there’s nothing.

Taurus: Sleeping.

Gemini: Constantly saying to themselves “If a robber came in I would do….” And come up with different scenarios.

Cancer: Probably haven’t realized they’re home alone yet.

Leo: Ends up leaving.

Virgo: Singing their favorite songs obnoxiously loud.

Libra: Probably taking a long bath.

Scorpio: Staring out the window watching every car that passes by.

Sagittarius: Probably talking to themselves.

Capricorn: Watching Netflix.

Aquarius: Probably half naked just wandering.

Pisces: Yelling for their mom over, and over again until they realize they are alone.

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