Aries: “My alarm clock was broken. Yup, it’s old, so it’s broken now. I’ll fix it.”
Taurus: “I lost a penny, so I had to look for it everywhere!”
Gemini: “Someone told me there’s no school today. Don’t ask who.”
Cancer: “My…dog was sick?”
Leo: “A little kid was bullied so I had to defend him! I had to defend JUSTICE”
Virgo: “I forgot my math notebook at home so I had to get it…”
Libra: “Well I’m sick, achoo, but at least I’m still at school”
Scorpio: “I’m late. Deal with it”
Sagittarius: “So I saw this giant snake in the middle of the road… It was thiiissss big. But not to worry, I OWNED it. i killed it with one punch!” (And the worst liar award goes to…)
Capricorn: “I stayed up soooo late studying yesterday” And that’s not even a lie
Aquarius: “Well I saw a rock. And I wanted to examine that rock. It could be a special rock.”
Pisces: “I saw a spooky looking rock, and I was scared. It looked so spooky.”
