Aries: “My alarm clock was broken. Yup, it’s old, so it’s broken now. I’ll fix it.”

Taurus: “I lost a penny, so I had to look for it everywhere!”

Gemini: “Someone told me there’s no school today. Don’t ask who.”

Cancer: “My…dog was sick?”

Leo: “A little kid was bullied so I had to defend him! I had to defend JUSTICE”

Virgo: “I forgot my math notebook at home so I had to get it…”

Libra: “Well I’m sick, achoo, but at least I’m still at school”

Scorpio: “I’m late. Deal with it”

Sagittarius: “So I saw this giant snake in the middle of the road… It was thiiissss big. But not to worry, I OWNED it. i killed it with one punch!” (And the worst liar award goes to…)

Capricorn: “I stayed up soooo late studying yesterday” And that’s not even a lie

Aquarius: “Well I saw a rock. And I wanted to examine that rock. It could be a special rock.”

Pisces: “I saw a spooky looking rock, and I was scared. It looked so spooky.”

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