aries: wild bitch who a’int shit

taurus: ketchup loving fuck

gemini: unoriginal smelly nympho maniac

most cancers: meme loving fuck

leo: self obsessed queen bee

virgo: organised piece of clever trash

libra: a dumb ass flower

scorpio: that one bitch that everybody pretends to love

sagittarius: chilly careless unemotional bitch

capricorn: most likely wanks off to puns

aquarius: lengthy overdue for a haircut

pisces: whiny pissbaby who thinks they perceive artwork

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