aries: wild bitch who a’int shit
taurus: ketchup loving fuck
gemini: unoriginal smelly nympho maniac
most cancers: meme loving fuck
leo: self obsessed queen bee
virgo: organised piece of clever trash
libra: a dumb ass flower
scorpio: that one bitch that everybody pretends to love
sagittarius: chilly careless unemotional bitch
capricorn: most likely wanks off to puns
aquarius: lengthy overdue for a haircut
pisces: whiny pissbaby who thinks they perceive artwork
