aries: breaking somebody’s nostril
taurus: ordered dozens of pizza on the principal’s bank card
gemini: modified their grades on the instructor’s pc
most cancers: known as the instructor a silly cunt
leo: got caught watching hentai throughout class
virgo: hacked the college wifi and disabled firewalls
libra: snuck vodka right into a water bottle, threw up at school
scorpio: stalking a cute instructor outdoors of college
sagittarius: introduced their cat to highschool and it scratched somebody
capricorn: had a nervous breakdown and punched a gap in the wall
aquarius: threatened somebody with a pair of scissors
pisces: pulled the hearth alarm to get out of taking a check they did not examine for
