Aries: Not crying, just angry tears
Taurus: Quiet crying
Gemini: Cries for 2 seconds
Cancer: Crying until they’re dehydrated
Leo: Overdramatic sobbing
Virgo: No tears
Libra: Cries tears of holy water
Scorpio: Cries blood
Sagittarius: Cried that one time 4 years ago
Capricorn: Only secretly cries
Aquarius: Cries over TV shows
Pisces: Cries when they see anything remotely cute.
