AQUARIUS

The Signs At A Wedding Reception

Aries: *plans the whole lot and makes it good: Taurus: *brings the meals* Gemini: *offers a deep speech about marriage* *is single* Cancer: *compliments Aries on how...

How the signs got expelled from school!

aries: breaking somebody's nostril taurus: ordered dozens of pizza on the principal's bank card gemini: modified their grades on the instructor's pc most cancers: known as the...

Signs forgetting an assignment!

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO: Virgo, Aries, Pisces, Sagittarius *rapidly scribbles some numbers to seem like work*:...

Zodiacs Summed up!

aries: wild bitch who a'int shit taurus: ketchup loving fuck gemini: unoriginal smelly nympho maniac most cancers: meme loving fuck leo: self obsessed queen bee virgo: organised piece of...

Signs As Nightly Rituals!

Aries: choosing out tomorrow's outfit Taurus: a pleasant heat cup of tea Gemini: studying previous midnight Cancer: snuggling with a heat blanket (or a pet) Leo: star gazing Virgo:...

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