AQUARIUS

Signs forgetting an assignment!

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO: Virgo, Aries, Pisces, Sagittarius *rapidly scribbles some numbers to seem like work*:...

Zodiacs Summed up!

aries: wild bitch who a'int shit taurus: ketchup loving fuck gemini: unoriginal smelly nympho maniac most cancers: meme loving fuck leo: self obsessed queen bee virgo: organised piece of...

Signs As Nightly Rituals!

Aries: choosing out tomorrow's outfit Taurus: a pleasant heat cup of tea Gemini: studying previous midnight Cancer: snuggling with a heat blanket (or a pet) Leo: star gazing Virgo:...

The Signs as stages of falling in love

aries: stage 9, confession - admitting to the person who you might have fallen fully head-over-heels for them taurus: stage 1, preliminary attraction - recognising that,...

The Signs as beautiful words in English

Aries: Mellifluous (adj.) - a sound that's candy and easy, pleasing to listen to Taurus: Ineffable (adj.) - too nice to be expressed in...

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