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February opens with a shift in your mental landscape, dear Gemini. You feel more curious, more alert, and more emotionally flexible than you have in weeks. Early in the...
UH NO THIS GUY HAS TO BE THE THIRD WHEEL TO OUR FRIENDSHIP: Libra, Cancer, Leo, Gemini
*awkwardly eats ice cream*: Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio
*purposely...
I SEE HOW IT IS: Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus, Libra
BFF = Best Fake Friend: Cancer, Gemini, Scorpio, Pisces
Saltiness degree = Maximum overload: Leo, Virgo, Aries,...
Welp would possibly as effectively waste extra time:
Gemini, Scorpio, Libra, Aries
AAGHGH TIME TO GET EVERYTHING DONE IN FIVE MINS:
Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer
Eh...
*is shopping for aircraft tickets to Canada*: Virgo, Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius
*votes for harambe*: Sagittarius, Taurus, Leo, Libra
*hasn’t cried this tough since their favourite character...